Only In It for the Money

(Originally in English)

There was a couple that was having an argument
in their home over financial problems. And the
wife finally got very mad, and exploded saying,
"You should know that if it weren't for my money,
this television set wouldn't be here. If it weren't
for my money, that easy chair that you're sitting
on wouldn't be here, either. And, if it weren't for
my money, this house wouldn't even be here!"
And then the husband said, "Are you kidding?
If it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here,
either!"

都是为了钱

　　一对夫妻为了家计问题而争吵不休，最后，太太怒不
可遏，大发雷霆地说道：「你要知道，要不是我的钱，也
不会有这台电视，也不会有你坐的舒适摇椅，甚至也不会
有这栋房子！」先生说：「真是开玩笑！要不是为了你的
钱，我也不会在这里！」