Good News or Bad?
(originally in English)
There was a millionaire who was having a heart attack,
and he was taken to a hospital emergency room. After
he was admitted to the hospital his three sons and four
daughters walked up and down the corridor, waiting,
pacing the floor. When the doctor came out of their
father's room, everyone jumped on him and asked,
"Good news? Any good news?" The doctor shook his
head and said, "I'm sorry, bad news!" And everyone
said, "Bad news?" And the doctor replied,
"Yes. He's going to live for a very long time."

好消息或坏消息？
　　有一个富翁心脏病发作，被送进医院的急诊室，他的三个儿子
和四个女儿，在走廊上来回踱步等待著。当医生从急诊室出来时，
每个人都挤到医生面前问：「有没有好消息？有没有好消息？」
医生摇摇头说：「抱歉！是坏消息。」「坏消息？」
医生说：「没错，他还会活很久！」