Today's Special: One for the Price of Two

(originally in English)

There was a shop that sold chickens and a woman
came in and wanted to buy a chicken. So the
shopkeeper brought out a chicken and gave it to
her, saying, "This one's twenty dollars." And the
woman said, "Oh, that's too small. Don't you have
something bigger?" But the man didn't so he took
that chicken and weighed it again somewhere and
then said, "Here's a bigger one. This one's thirty
dollars." So the woman said,
"OK, I'll take them both."

今日优惠商品：一物二价

有位顾客来到一家卖鸡的商店买鸡，老板抓出一只鸡给她说：
「这只二十元。」那位女士说：「噢，这只太小了，有没有大
一点的？」老板没有更大只的鸡，就把刚才那只鸡拿到里面再
秤一次，然后跟顾客说：「这里有一只比较大，卖叁十元。」
那位女士说：「好，那两只我都要！」