Insomnia

(Originally in English)

A man goes to see a doctor and says to him, "I cannot sleep
every night because my neighbor upstairs makes
so much loud noise. He lets me get no sleep at all."
The doctor says, "Oh, no problem! It's easy! I'll give
you something, and you'll have a good sleep."
The next day, the man goes to see the doctor again
and complains, "I have taken the pills but still cannot sleep."
The doctor says, "Oh, my God!
They were earplugs for your ears!"

失眠症

有一个人去看医生，他说：‘我每天晚上都失眠，
因为我楼上邻居吵得我无法入睡。’医生说：
‘没问题！这很容易，我给你一点东西，你就会睡得很好。’
隔天，病人又去看医生，并抱怨：‘ 我服用了那些药丸，
还是没办法睡觉。’医生说：‘
天啊！我给你的是耳塞，是要你塞耳朵用的呀！’