What an Excellent Doctor!
(Originally in English)
A patient went to see a doctor for his problem, and the
doctor gave him a seven-day supply of medicine.
The patient took the medicine and died.
So his parents became very angry and went to complain to the doctor,
and the doctor asked them, "How many days did your son take the medicine?"
They answered, "Three days!" The doctor then said, "
You see, you see, I gave him a seven-day supply of medicine
and he took it for only three days. That's why he died."

超级郎中！

有个病患去看医生，医生给他开了七天的药，
他服药以后就死了，他的父母非常生气就去找医生抱怨，
医生反问他们说：‘你儿子服了几天的药？’
他们回答说：‘三天！’
医生说：‘你看！你看！我给他开了七天的药量，
而他只服了三天，难怪他死掉！’