Twenty-one Forever!

(originally in English)

In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you?

I mean, really, how old are you?

And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth."

The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."

The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"

So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."

 “妙”龄证人

庭上的法官问证人：「 多大了？我的意思是，
真实年龄是多少？别忘了 刚才已经宣誓过，所以请诚实作答。」
这位女士回答：「我是二十一岁又几个月。」
法官说：「要讲精确，到底是多少个月？」
她回答：「一百一十八个月！」