The Best Stimulant

(Originally in English)

A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something
that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me
in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."
So the doctor said, "Don't worry, take this, and
after you see the bill, you will have all these feelings."

最佳兴奋剂

病人跟医生说：‘医生，请给我一些可以振奋、
刺激、充满斗志的药。’
医生说：‘别担心，这个拿去，
看到这张帐单以后，你要的这些就都会有了。’